2018 Vintage: The 50 Shades Freed

The series is over. I told her I’m free. She said, “You’re ‘freed’ from the burden of choice—we’re watching The Crown tonight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/15/2015 18:07There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Gopher_Explorer03/08/2003 05:20Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/04/2008 00:46Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/12/2001 16:04It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Karate_Kid_Wax02/17/2003 21:38Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Construction_Dig01/28/2002 01:44Still digging for more humor!

@Rage_Comic_Fan01/30/1995 11:28FFFFFUUUUU-nny!