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2007 Archive: The 3

10 to Yuma: I told her I’m a gunslinger. She told me I’m a “pun-slinger” and she’s tired of it.

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
 Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
 I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Windows
 They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
 I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 6G Connection
 Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord08/19/2015 17:42Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/25/1996 19:28A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Unix_Wizard06/26/2005 09:56sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@USB_Pioneer08/10/2013 17:31Plug and Play laughter!
@RoboCop_9002/07/2003 07:40Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance05/16/2000 04:47Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Nu_Metal_Kid01/04/2002 19:09I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/19/1999 16:24Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan03/18/2004 14:01Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Runescape_Noob07/17/1999 16:09Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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