2022 Archive: The 2022 Twitter “Bird” Purchase

Elon Musk owns the bird now. I’m currently watching the site set itself on fire in real-time.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory06/16/1996 03:50Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Friends_Lover02/16/2000 03:18Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Voodoo_3dfx12/27/2010 23:53The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Steve-O_Wild08/30/1997 22:15Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Trololo_Man_7009/01/2012 19:49Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Success_Kid_Win07/04/2000 20:06Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Blogger_Default06/08/2007 19:05Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@IMVU_Chatter01/25/2013 11:053D laughs are the best!