“What did you get me?” “A bottle of hand sanitizer and a promise not to talk to you for two hours. It’s the ‘Diamond’ gift of the pandemic.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
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The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
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