2018 Vintage: The 2018 Google Duplex

A robot just called a hair salon and made an appointment. I’m 40% impressed and 60% ready for the machine uprising.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker05/08/1995 20:57It really whips the llama's ass!

@Beavis_Butthead04/02/2010 12:24Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/05/2008 01:22Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Railgun_Sniper10/10/2000 09:39I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Android_Bot_9910/27/2004 02:30Beep boop. Humor recognized.