The world ends in three years. I told my wife we should stop paying the mortgage. She said, “Nice try, John Cusack. Get back to work.”
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!