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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

@Msdos_Commander01/28/1998 16:02C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Shrek_Ogrelord04/04/1995 04:25Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril05/23/2006 13:08He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@SoundBlaster_AWE04/23/1996 09:54Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Neo_The_One07/20/2002 09:52I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Starship_Troopers11/30/2004 20:36I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Trololo_Man_7003/05/2008 23:49Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Runescape_Noob05/01/2015 14:19Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!