2005 Vintage: The 2005 Tech

A guy tries to pay with a “mobile wallet.” The bartender says, “I take cash, card, or jewelry. No ‘magic phone money’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

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In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

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A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

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A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/15/2006 10:59Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Scream_Fan_9608/14/2001 02:55What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Cast_Away_Wilson01/01/2012 06:35WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Frasier_Crane06/27/2003 00:50I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Fight_Club_Member12/12/1997 09:52I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Jesus_Quintana02/15/2007 19:31Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).