2019 Classic: The 1917

I told her I’m on a dangerous mission. She said, “The mission is to find a matching pair of socks for the kids.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9610/16/2012 14:13Found a real treasure with this one.

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/23/1999 20:52I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Java_Applet_User06/09/2000 23:53This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Hanson_Fan_9706/07/2008 13:06Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Kazaa_Leecher02/16/2001 17:46I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs06/04/2000 20:12Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Star_Wars_Kid01/22/2002 01:55I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran05/25/2009 00:42Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.