2002 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the GPS? He told the device that its “calculated route” violated his client’s right to “scenic discovery.” Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket
2002 Legacy: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in Enron-era bankruptcy? “A multi-millionaire.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Graduation
2002 Archive: Star Wars
Attack of the Clones: Why did Anakin hate sand? Because in 2002, George Lucas decided that “it’s coarse and rough and irritating” was a better pick-up… Read More »2002 Archive: Star Wars
2002 Archive: George Clooney (Solaris)
Why was he in space again? Because in 2002, George Clooney’s face was the only thing NASA felt was worth broadcasting to the entire galaxy.… Read More »2002 Archive: George Clooney (Solaris)
2002 Archive: The Ketchup Song
We tried to do the dance at a wedding. We looked like we were having a coordinated seizure. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Ketchup Song
2002 Vintage: The Nokia Snake 2
We’re still competing. It’s the only time we’re in total silence together. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Nokia Snake 2
2002 Archive: The Laser Pointer
Why was the cat so frustrated in 2002? Because the dad kept “pointing” out its flaws. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Laser Pointer
2002 Classic: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The PDA Diagnosis
My doctor kept tapping his Palm Pilot during my exam. I asked if he was checking my pulse. He said, “No, I’m trying to beat… Read More »2002 Vintage: The PDA Diagnosis
2002 Archive: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing my connection.” “Have you tried resetting your router… and your life?” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Archive: The Psychiatrist