2002 Archive: George Clooney (Solaris)

Why was he in space again? Because in 2002, George Clooney’s face was the only thing NASA felt was worth broadcasting to the entire galaxy.

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@South_Park_Cartman09/27/1999 23:35Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Modem_Meltdown07/18/1997 08:35My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei01/27/2004 13:18You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Green_Day_Fan09/27/2010 02:49Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan02/27/2000 12:09Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Nyan_Cat_Space12/19/2002 01:01Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Under_Const_Gif10/28/2008 09:00This site is never finished... with humor!

@Neopets_Trader03/28/2002 02:46Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!