What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
This humor took me to new heights!