2002 Archive: The Laser Pointer

Why was the cat so frustrated in 2002? Because the dad kept “pointing” out its flaws.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

It was framed.read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

@Mean_Girls_Regina12/03/2004 23:12Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Kernel_Panic_9806/18/2004 13:07This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Tyler_Durden_Real04/08/1997 19:51Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Austin_Powers_Y02/12/1999 01:05Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Shagadelic_9703/29/2014 08:42This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Goldmember_I_L07/24/2010 10:14I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Marquee_Text_Fan05/14/2014 07:39<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Dogpile_Fan_Club07/04/2006 23:41All the search engines agree: this is funny.