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2002 Archive: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing my connection.” “Have you tried resetting your router… and your life?”

Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/13/2001 21:46You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Myspace_Tom08/24/1997 22:28I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@ChatRoom_Queen02/16/2014 14:07A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Fresh_Prince_Will03/26/2001 10:38Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Malware_Hunter01/27/2012 03:42Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan09/21/1998 01:55I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/31/1997 22:41You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

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