2008 Classic: T.I.’s “Whatever You Like”

Why was the uncle so generous with the mashed potatoes? “You can have whatever you like… as long as it’s starch with extra butter.”

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »

Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »

Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »

Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »

Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »

In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »

Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye02/20/2004 16:31Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Kernel_Panic_9811/22/2006 04:52This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Voodoo_3dfx07/05/2013 21:02The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@WiFi_Zero_One07/03/2014 02:11Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Scumbag_Steve_X06/24/2007 04:47Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Tuenti_Specialist10/07/1999 17:07A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Lag_Victim_0104/28/2001 15:35I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/21/1997 10:14Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.