Q: Why are nurses always running out of red crayons?
A: Because they often have to draw blood!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Plug and Play laughter!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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