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2002 Archive: Panic! at the Disco (Pre-fame)

 Why was 2002 the year of the emo? Because we started realizing that our low-rise jeans were so tight they were starting to hurt our feelings.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm03/11/2001 23:21Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam08/22/2008 23:37I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@SoulSeek_Fan11/25/2009 10:12Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Nirvana_Teen01/10/1995 23:22Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@ODP_Editor_9911/11/2003 00:26Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Lag_Victim_0110/12/2000 04:15I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Railgun_Sniper12/10/2001 04:06I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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