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Why was the turkey so loose? Because it was “Bye Bye Bye” to the twine, and the bird was dancing its way off the platter.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »

In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »

Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »

In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »

In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »

In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »

Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »

Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »

Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »

Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »

Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »

Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »

Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »

@Seinfeld_George03/12/2015 13:20What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/01/2008 11:00A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Requiem_Dreamer03/31/2010 08:06That was intense... and funny!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/13/2008 11:10The Dude abides... this joke.

@Orange_Mocha_F09/22/2011 10:42Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Brick_Tamland_L06/13/2001 01:57I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Fire_Background09/22/2012 22:53This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).