Why was Grandpa so confused by the dancing? Because after Miley’s performance, every teenager thought “twerking” was a valid way to celebrate a touchdown during the football game.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
The magic man... is laughing!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!