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1998 Vintage: Madonna (Ray of Light)

 Why did Madonna start doing yoga? Because in 1998, she traded her “Material Girl” life for techno-beats and a British accent.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Net_Addict_200008/18/2012 14:20My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Cow_And_Chicken07/30/2004 19:55Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Old_School_Frank01/05/1999 16:15We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Ermahgerd_Girl11/28/2010 07:02ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Get_Flash_Player09/03/1996 00:01Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@GG_WP_9801/20/2002 03:16Good game, well played. This is a winner.
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