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2003 Vintage: Love Actually

 Why were there so many British people? Because in 2003, Hugh Grant and Bill Nighy convinced us that Christmas was just a series of awkward encounters and cue cards.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch01/29/2015 09:19There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Harry_Potter_0111/11/2010 19:41Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@DotCom_Survivor09/07/1996 08:24I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Neo_The_One04/21/2010 12:18I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/28/2000 14:04I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Leet_Speaker_7709/01/2001 16:507h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Railgun_Sniper10/22/2002 17:56I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@I_See_What_You07/20/2014 14:57I see what you did there. Clever!
@Anonymous_User04/06/2003 23:52We are many. We are laughing.
@Net_Neutrality01/20/2012 05:16Equality for all jokes!

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