Why was the monkey so big? Because Peter Jackson missed Middle-earth and decided that if he couldn’t have Hobbits, he’d have a three-story gorilla.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.