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2005 Legacy: King Kong

 Why was the monkey so big? Because Peter Jackson missed Middle-earth and decided that if he couldn’t have Hobbits, he’d have a three-story gorilla.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior02/17/1999 03:00I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
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@Shrek_Ogrelord07/28/2007 09:32Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Beverly_Hills_9021005/29/2006 23:36The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Dark_Knight_Joker04/13/1997 16:30Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Offspring_Guy02/01/1997 17:58The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Anchorman_Ron06/13/1997 00:02I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

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