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2009 Vintage: Jersey Shore

 Why was the house smelling like self-tanner and hairspray? Because “GTL” (Gym, Tan, Laundry) became the official pre-Christmas routine for the cousins.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_Ron12/17/2014 13:59Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Pentium_Power01/27/2001 07:04My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@RoboCop_9008/06/1996 14:19Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Lock_Stock_Two06/04/2007 10:05It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Yugioh_Duelist07/28/2007 05:55You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@One_Does_Not_S06/03/2000 06:27One does not simply read one joke.
@HotBot_User08/06/2002 11:42Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Maplestory_Kid11/03/2015 11:29@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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