You hold its nose! A simple but effective solution.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
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Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.