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How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?

You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George05/17/2009 22:32What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Floppy_Fanatic09/26/2007 17:33Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Overclocker_Pro11/05/2011 03:46My CPU is running hot after this one!
@DVD_Rom_King01/06/2006 15:05More capacity for humor on this site!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball05/07/2015 20:04Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Uncle_Rico_9810/27/2005 12:21I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran11/04/2005 14:08Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@WordPress_Fan_0307/16/2014 12:51The best thing since version 1.0!
@Mondo_Media_X05/11/1995 21:16Top tier web animation humor!
@Smosh_Old_School01/28/2007 10:33Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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6 thoughts on “How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?”

  1. User_220
    User_220 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

  2. User_132
    User_132 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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