Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Waddle on over and read this!
Posting this to my own wall right now!
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks for posting.
best blonde joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.