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How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that says “turn over” on both sides.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to...read more »

A blonde was watching the news and saw a report about a man who j...read more »

A blonde tried to cook pasta but forgot to boil the water first. ...read more »

A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero11/30/1995 00:17I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Zoolander_Derek12/07/2004 12:53What is this? A joke for ants?

@Campus_King02/12/2014 04:22The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Transformers_OP06/16/2010 04:16Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Prestige_World_W10/12/2007 01:47Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Blink_Tag_User09/04/1998 09:14<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Toolbar_Hater07/01/2011 04:25My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/19/1998 13:05This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.