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How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »

Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »

Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »

A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »

A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »

Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »

A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

Explore the surreal landscape of 2021 – the year of the NFT gold ...read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye08/12/2011 12:47Better than a headshot in Complex!

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/14/1999 05:51Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Shrek_Ogrelord11/06/2003 04:08Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@White_Goodman_G08/02/2007 01:55We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Baxter_The_Dog05/15/2005 07:06Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/02/2010 15:40My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Metacrawler_X11/08/2003 08:22Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Protoss_Pylon01/15/1998 02:27You must construct additional laughs!

@Troll_Face_Real10/10/2005 02:51Problem? No, just laughs!