You give it a bright idea!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.