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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
Pure gold! Shared this with my coworkers.