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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I see you... laughing!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Problem? No, just laughs!
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
i showed this to my son and he just rolled his eyes. mission accomplished.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.