Why was the kitchen so rhythmic? Because Shakira was on the radio, and the aunts were proving that their hips don’t lie… but their claims about “organic” pies might.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
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34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
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2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
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2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!