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2009 Vintage: Harry Potter (Half-Blood Prince)

 Why was it so dark? Because in 2009, the series realized that things were getting serious and that Dumbledore’s secrets were heavier than a stack of textbooks.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja09/27/2003 13:58Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@N64_GoldenEye11/17/2006 14:32Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Yahoo_Directory06/10/2008 01:52Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Burning_CDs06/24/2014 01:34I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Java_Applet_User04/29/2009 20:48This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Daria_Morg01/17/1996 20:41My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Ninja_Turtle_R03/03/2014 05:43Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Beanie_Campbell05/01/2013 16:31True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Captain_Obvious12/12/2008 01:05This is a comment on a funny joke.

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