Why was it so dark? Because in 2009, the series realized that things were getting serious and that Dumbledore’s secrets were heavier than a stack of textbooks.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
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2025 Classic: Gisele Bündchen
Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »
2024 Classic: Inside Out 2
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41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition
In 2023, pop culture took the wheel—from cinematic showdowns to s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
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2025 Classic: The Naked Gun 2025
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »
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2024 Archive: Twisters
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The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition
In the year 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that ou...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
This is a comment on a funny joke.