Why was the dinner conversation so awkward? Because every aunt at the table was reading the “mommy porn” trilogy on her Kindle and blushing every time someone asked for a “firm” piece of meat.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
... (Laughter in silence).
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
The history of humor in one post.
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