Why was “My Heart Will Go On” still #1? Because in 1998, Celine’s voice was the only thing capable of keeping the Titanic afloat for 14 straight months.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
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