I’ve never wanted to chase a tornado more, provided I’m in a truck with Glen Powell. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic… Read More »2024 Archive: The Twisters “Feel the Rain”

 A show about twins and the Force. The internet is fighting again. 2024 is a “Normal Tuesday” for Star Wars fans. Part of the 78… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Acolyte Star Wars

 Suddenly everyone in Hollywood looks like they’ve been sculpted out of marble and high-quality protein shakes. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic… Read More »2024 Archive: The 2024 Ozempic Face

 She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 “Hit Me Hard and Soft” era. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Lunch” Billie

 Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed every musical side-quest. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “I Had Some Help” Posty & Morgan

 He’s a “whiskey neat” guy and I’m a “diet soda and a nap” guy. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Too Sweet” Hozier

 A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was the most chaotic and brilliant thing I’ve ever seen. Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2024 Vintage: The 2024 Paris Olympic Opening

 A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a war zone is the most stressful job on earth, second only to being… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Civil War (A24) Reality

 I went in for a concert and left with a “Dad is a serial killer” reveal. Peak 2024 Josh Hartnett. Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2024 Classic: The Trap (Shyamalan) Twist

 Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m already prepared to be terrified by a shadow. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Nosferatu Hype