I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn’t know existed. My house is a crime scene of cleanliness. Part of… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Clean-Tech” Luxury

 I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lighting was slightly off, so I had to call him to… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Trust Issues

 Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky world with real people in it. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Reality

 My “Memory” feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve never felt more like a different person. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Legacy” Social Media

 A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (I’m 34). Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically… Read More »2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey’s Order)

 I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m “digitally detoxing.” I got lost in my own neighborhood and couldn’t find a… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Retro-Physical Trend

 I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other room. 2025 is a “Phantom Limb” year. Part of the 61… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Ghost” Notifications

 I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to drive my sedan like I’m in a Grand Prix. Part of the… Read More »2025 Archive: The F1 Movie (Brad Pitt)

 My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m currently glaring at a donut. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Wearable” Health Lab

 127 minutes of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman making fun of Disney’s acquisition of Fox. It’s the ultimate “Corporate Meta-Comedy.” Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2024 Archive: The Deadpool & Wolverine Synergy