I asked my wife what was wrong. She said, “Nothing.” Now, according to the 1995 Marriage Manual, I have exactly three hours to figure out… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Silent Treatment

 She asked if her shoulder pads were too big. I said, “You look like a linebacker.” That was the start of the Great Silence. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fashion

 We went to a wedding. I did the “Chicken Dance.” She pretended she didn’t know me. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Dancing

 I tried to take a nap. She decided that was the perfect time to start vacuuming the hallway. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Nap

 We spent two hours at Blockbuster. We finally agreed on a movie, but by the time we got home, we were too tired to watch… Read More »1995 Archive: The Blockbuster Night

 She says I snore like a chainsaw. I told her she purrs like a freight train. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Snoring

 My wife thinks the tool shed is where I go to think. I actually just go there to sit in the dark and eat the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Tool Shed

 “What do you want for dinner?” “Anything.” “How about Chinese?” “No.” “Italian?” “No.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Archive: The Choice

 We got our first home PC. My wife asked where the “Save Marriage” button was. I told her I think it’s the same as the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Computer

 My wife told me her parents are coming for a “quick visit.” That was three weeks ago. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The In-Laws