“Have you seen my keys?” “Where did you leave them?” “If I knew that, I wouldn’t be asking!” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Keys

 My wife made a new dish called “Surprise.” The surprise was that it was still frozen in the middle. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cooking

 We went to the mall. She looked at everything. I sat on the “Husband Bench” with all the other defeated men. Part of the 55… Read More »1995 Archive: The Window Shopping

 There was a spider in the bathtub. I was the designated “Exterminator,” even though I was more scared than she was. Part of the 55… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Spider

 My wife and I have a perfect 50/50 agreement on the TV. She watches what she wants, and I’m allowed to hold the remote while… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Remote Control

 I told her the credit card was stolen. She asked if I reported it. I said, “No, the thief is spending less than she was.”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Credit Card

 She hits snooze six times. I’m awake after the first one, staring at the ceiling and questioning my life choices. Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Alarm Clock

 We planned a relaxing weekend. We spent it at Sears looking at washing machines. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Weekend

 I asked my wife what was wrong. She said, “Nothing.” Now, according to the 1995 Marriage Manual, I have exactly three hours to figure out… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Silent Treatment

 She asked if her shoulder pads were too big. I said, “You look like a linebacker.” That was the start of the Great Silence. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fashion