1995 Legacy: The Credit Card

I told her the credit card was stolen. She asked if I reported it. I said, “No, the thief is spending less than she was.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ01/17/2005 20:08Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@X-Files_Spooky10/15/2006 19:26I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Full_House_Lover11/16/2014 17:07You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Buffy_Summers_9712/31/2008 18:21Slaying these jokes one by one.

@AllYourBase_9909/06/2006 05:20All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Salt_Bae_Original02/15/2007 10:45Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Construction_Dig04/21/1997 00:51Still digging for more humor!

@Neopets_Trader06/24/1998 10:22Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@StrongBad_Mail07/21/2012 16:31I’m checking my email and I found a winner!