My wife and I have a perfect 50/50 agreement on the TV. She watches what she wants, and I’m allowed to hold the remote while… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Remote Control

 I told her the credit card was stolen. She asked if I reported it. I said, “No, the thief is spending less than she was.”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Credit Card

 She hits snooze six times. I’m awake after the first one, staring at the ceiling and questioning my life choices. Part of the 55 Marriage… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Alarm Clock

 We planned a relaxing weekend. We spent it at Sears looking at washing machines. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Weekend

 I asked my wife what was wrong. She said, “Nothing.” Now, according to the 1995 Marriage Manual, I have exactly three hours to figure out… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Silent Treatment

 She asked if her shoulder pads were too big. I said, “You look like a linebacker.” That was the start of the Great Silence. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fashion

 We went to a wedding. I did the “Chicken Dance.” She pretended she didn’t know me. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Dancing

 I tried to take a nap. She decided that was the perfect time to start vacuuming the hallway. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Nap

 We spent two hours at Blockbuster. We finally agreed on a movie, but by the time we got home, we were too tired to watch… Read More »1995 Archive: The Blockbuster Night

 She says I snore like a chainsaw. I told her she purrs like a freight train. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Snoring