1995 Archive: The Dancing

We went to a wedding. I did the “Chicken Dance.” She pretended she didn’t know me.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

@Net_Addict_200008/25/2006 20:42My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/26/2011 18:22The Dude abides... this joke.

@Snatch_Mickey06/02/2005 15:20Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Rick_Roller_0705/18/2000 20:34Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Leeroy_Jenkins04/30/1997 16:22At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair06/30/2012 19:04I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!