1995 Archive: The Nap

I tried to take a nap. She decided that was the perfect time to start vacuuming the hallway.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

@CSS_Master_9907/20/2005 22:11Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Karate_Kid_Wax04/17/2013 14:21Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Mini_Me_Rocks04/16/2005 12:14... (Laughter in silence).

@Beanie_Campbell02/05/2010 22:02True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Harambe_Memories08/02/2011 17:48Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Charlie_Unicorn06/21/1998 01:13We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Net_Neutrality07/28/2000 10:28Equality for all jokes!