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1995 Archive: The Tool Shed

 My wife thinks the tool shed is where I go to think. I actually just go there to sit in the dark and eat the good crackers.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer11/20/2013 04:10Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules12/31/2001 08:41Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Motherboard_Max08/01/2011 19:50This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@USB_Pioneer11/23/2000 01:28Plug and Play laughter!
@Cyber_Security_X04/21/2007 18:15Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/10/1998 09:37Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Transformers_OP02/29/2012 00:37Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Web_Crawler_9605/28/2006 04:42Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Tuenti_Specialist02/27/2003 21:27A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/20/2009 11:42Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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