What is the difference between a lawyer and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Vacuum Cleaner Logic

 Why did the lawyer attend his rival’s funeral? Just to make sure he was actually “dismissed.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase… Read More »1995 Classic: The Funeral Etiquette

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because he was legally bound to represent the chicken. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase… Read More »1995 Classic: The Negotiator

 Why did the lawyer buy a house in the swamp? He felt right at home with the other bottom-feeders. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Real Estate Deal

 What do you call a lawyer who’s actually honest? A “miracle” (or a defendant). Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable… Read More »1995 Archive: The Suit Fit

 Why did the lawyer charge his baby for a bedtime story? “Consultation and oral presentation fees.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Billing Cycle

 Why did the lawyer bring a blanket to the deposition? He heard the case was going to be “pro-longed” and he wanted to bill for… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hourly Rate

 Why did the devil refuse to take the lawyer’s soul? He didn’t want the competition in the legal department. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Devil’s Deal