1995 Classic: The Devil’s Deal

Why did the devil refuse to take the lawyer’s soul? He didn’t want the competition in the legal department.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

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In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/01/2013 17:56So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@StoneCold_31607/18/2011 11:32And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@LiveJournal_Deep03/12/2003 11:29Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Tuenti_Specialist07/18/2003 08:26A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Protoss_Pylon12/27/1999 01:11You must construct additional laughs!

@Browser_War_V10/04/2000 21:28Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.