Why did the lawyer bring a blanket to the deposition? He heard the case was going to be “pro-longed” and he wanted to bill for the sleep.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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