Why did the lawyer put his sandwich in the evidence locker? To make sure no one could “discover” his lunch. Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Evidence Room

 Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 What is the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull? A pit bull eventually lets go. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Divorce Court

 Why are law firm names so long? Because they want to make sure the stationery bills are as high as possible. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Law Firm Name

 Why did the research lab switch from white rats to lawyers? Because there are some things even a rat won’t do. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Archive: The Lab Rat Swap

 Why did the lawyer study at the cemetery? He wanted to look for “lost” heirs and fresh leads. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Inheritance

 Why did the lawyer bring a net to the meeting? He was hoping to catch a “retainer.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Retainer Fee

 If a boat full of lawyers sinks in shark-infested waters, what do you call it? A good start. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Sinking Ship

 Why did the lawyer tell the judge he was speeding? He said he was just trying to “reach a verdict” faster. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

 What is the first thing a lawyer does after waking up? Checks the obituaries for potential “clients.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The First Day