Why did the lawyer bring a net to the meeting? He was hoping to catch a “retainer.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Retainer Fee

 If a boat full of lawyers sinks in shark-infested waters, what do you call it? A good start. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Sinking Ship

 Why did the lawyer tell the judge he was speeding? He said he was just trying to “reach a verdict” faster. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Speeding Ticket

 What is the first thing a lawyer does after waking up? Checks the obituaries for potential “clients.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The First Day

 Why did the lawyer bring a stopwatch to his computer? He wanted to bill his client for the time it took to download a single… Read More »1995 Archive: The 14.4k Modem Speed

 Why do they put “Caution: Lawyer” signs on roads? Because even a skunk has some dignity. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase… Read More »1995 Archive: The Skunk Comparison

 What do you call a lawyer who knows the law? Efficient. What do you call a lawyer who knows the judge? Successful. Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Honest Mistake

 Why did the lawyer carry a copy of The Rainmaker everywhere? He used it as a manual on how to find “cool” clients. Part of the 48… Read More »1995 Classic: The John Grisham Fever

 Why do lawyers make great ice skaters? Because they have ice in their veins and they’re experts at “slippery” moves. Part of the 48 Lawyer… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Cold Heart

 Why do lawyers always wear ties? To keep the “venom” from leaking out. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours”… Read More »1995 Archive: The Final Verdict