1995 Archive: The 14.4k Modem Speed

Why did the lawyer bring a stopwatch to his computer? He wanted to bill his client for the time it took to download a single email.

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@Independence_Day05/08/1995 20:41Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Buffy_Summers_9711/08/2005 23:00Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Voodoo_3dfx09/17/1998 08:55The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Firewall_Wizard10/15/2009 22:27Letting this joke through the port.

@Fight_Club_Member05/01/2002 05:55I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Old_School_Frank03/31/2007 12:44We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Friday_Rebecca04/06/2010 04:57Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Troll_Face_Real09/26/2000 22:44Problem? No, just laughs!